1.14.2007

The Worst Is The Wookie Virtual Sex Simulator... No, The Worst Is The Fat Kid Wookie... No, I Give Up, Too Hard To Tell

Anyone seen the old D&D cartoon lately? It's one of the things I keep meaning to track down.

Just saw the Star Wars Christmas Special a couple weeks ago. Wow is that painful. Kristin burned two DVDs of it, just because stuff that bad needs to be archived. It's sort of like watching someone- someone you know- taking a long, slow dump. And I mean long, like two hours.

The Uni ass shot gives me the creeps. Somebody had to draw that.

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Most tattoos give you like a +1d4 bonus to getting laid, I'd guess. A dwarf fighting a mindflayer probably rocks a solid -3 to that check.

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