Paul

We are not roomates. We are engaged in an historic battle. We both straddle I-5, you may heard of this abbyss, eyeing each others positions looking for a weakness.

Me with my girlfriend and my army. Him all alone with his girlfriend and sad pathetic cats. I am a bastion of sanity leading my troops with care and skill, while Chris wallows on the east side of I-5 desperately looking for some hope, a hope that will never come.

I have mastered 5 of the 7 ancient secrets, and soon I shall attack, say goodbye to your old friend Chris.....for I am about to learn a 6th.

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