Ew...

Alright Ed, that portable hole title was just nasty.

It will probably bring a slew of traffic to our site, but... foul, man, just foul.

Made me think of that movie "Happiness".

Anyway Rob, you are the DM. If you want to pull the old the-DM-has-an-important-science-talk-so-the-Zombie-has-a-glass-jaw, then be my guest.