Dear Jessica,

So the only reason I knew that dearestjessica was for sale was because it came up in my list of 'blogs similar to Descent into Depths'. Probably because we link to her blog below, ya? She's maybe wondering who the hell we are, although checking this page will give it away. Jessica, if you're reading this: hurting scans as a verb, not as an adjective, FYI.

So okay, now we've bought up all the blogshares. Now what? Does something magical happen?

Cinder!