I used dimensionality reduction to reduce you to a(n): munch

Yeah well, like I said, the chakra thing is my own thing. Everyone's got tons of different motivations and is a beautiful unique snowflake in their own heads, but for computational reasons, other people are all simplified down to a few descriptors in everyone's brain.

You and Ed had your own version of this, if I recall: munch, puppet master, master blaster, and something else I can never remember. Douche, maybe. More cynical outlook, but the same sort of neural compression algorithm.