All your tut

Tut, full plate? So, you're a Cavelier? Really, I don't care what class you are, but you gotta pick something. And starting with full plate, I'm gonna nix that too. You can have normal plate mail. Come on, you're 1st level there buddy. Plate mail and a halberd, check. Actually, you can have the normal plate mail and be whatever class you want, it's just that as an Illusionist or Druid, e.g., you won't be able to wear the armor and cast. There are rules here, ya know.

Hmm, not sure IDBT is a NWP for 2nd level chars to pick up. It's considerably more powerful than 'Heavy Drinking', 'Lute Playing', or 'Speak Spanish'. You probably have to go on a quest to learn it, or find a scroll or something.

For those of you playing along at home, and you too Moth, you might be wondering about such stuff as 'Marty puking', 'Interdimensional Basement traveling', and this new guy King Tut in the first place. Suffice to say these are all references to our old table top days in the 80s and early 90s. (King Tut's a real dude though.) Most of this is peanut gallery bid-ness, the stuff that makes a DM cry.