Chris vs the Amazons

He joined a couble of weeks ago. Portland was attacked and half of it's population was killed. You might not have heard about it in the mainstream press. We're not sure who did it, but roving gangs of feminists are running all over the city killing men. I guess it was the Amazons but nobody is really sure. Dave has been taken hostage as some sort of king for a year then sacrifice thing I think. Yvette is out in the streets right now trying to sort it all out. Chris signed up with whats left of the males to fight back, but I don't think we stand a chance so I'm just holed up in the house in a dress hoping for the best.