Unearthed Arcana can bite me

This is the same book that gave us the mancatcher, saps, Withdraw, rolling 9d6 for your prime attribute, drow elves, and caveliers. So much crap therein. I think they Unearthed this Arcana from the compost heap behind "Zeb" Cook's outhouse.

Regardless, well guess who has a 15 CN and 3 hp now? So case settled either way. Look at how that worked out.