He lives....

I saw him just last night.....it seemed like dave.
He was wearing a hat though. I can't say for sure it was dave. I think it was. We should all call dave, do independant research, then vote on whether the individual we talk to is indeed Dave. I think we should avoid asking useless questions like "are you dave?" we can't trust that kind of information. Oh shit the "dave" might be reading this.....hrm. uh hi dave.

WHATS WRONG DAVE?