SmileGod

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I'm angry at atheists. Atheists seem mainly to blog, or give lectures to other atheists.

I played this game, Final Fantasy #something. And you know how it ends? The PCs kill god. That's right, they just march right on up through the final dungeon and kill god. God usually has like 999,999 hp and special moves.

So atheists, come on now. STFU, train with your sword by killing random wildlife, and then go to the dungeon and just kill the douchebag.

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Actually in every Final Fantasy there's like one cheesy move, totally worthless in the rest of the game, that's almost a sure god-killing victory. In Final Fantasy XII, if you throw money at god, he dies. Yeah, just throw enough coins at him and god dies.

In Final Fantasy X, you gotta turn god into a zombie. In Final Fantasy VII, you gotta play a slot machine game at the casino until you win your special move. And in Final Fantasy VI- well, it's hard to explain.

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At the drycleaner I go to, there's this funny sign. It says:

SmileGod
LovesYou

There's something just sort of wrong about 'SmileGod'.