Obviously

Wikipedia is pure comedy. Some people actually posted some stuff on the 'Discussion' page for the zither entry.

It's a mother fucking zither.

I wonder, DiD: what's the most retarded wikipedia page? Weighted by length of course... Richard Simmons and Teddy Ruxpin are about the same, retard-wise, but Richard Simmons wins because his page is a lot longer. In-fighting in the discussion page is bonus gold. Examine, if you will, the ongoing scholarly debate: Is Richard Simmons gay? Containing, for example, this gem:

"Obviously we can never know his (or anyone else's) real inner nature."