Magic!

Jug fucking isn't really a 'gray area' I'd guess. Either we're exactly what you want, or we're a bitter jugfuckless disappointment.

Anyway, got the graveyard shift tonight. Watching D&D cartoons. Reminds me a lot of Scooby-Doo, especially with the pidgin-speaking animal, Fred/Hank, Sheila/Daphne, etc. Odd mention on wikipedia, I think, that parental consultant groups enforced mores such as 'the group is right, the dissenter wrong' in the show.

Skeleton Warrior: "Behold! The Lost Tower!"

Sheila: "It's so skinny! What holds it up?"

SW: "Magic!"

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Later:

Yeah, bitches. Check it out:
(here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1kdEfNPMpM)
Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nm2T6dkHLk&mode=related&search=
Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9A35NpDzQ4&mode=related&search=

The first part, check out how the kids totally deny the Dungeonmaster's quest.